Holy backflip shit, I know you have seen my posts on Life and Times of The Strange about a co-worker that chews food louder than a fucking buzz saw. Its like he is sitting on my shoulder munching away in my ear. As soon as I see him turn the corner with his breakfast I reach for my Ipod like a drowning man to a donkey's tail.
Its just so fucking gross, the squishing fluid sound, the smakcing of lips and then the real bullett to the head, the FINGER LICKING, yes he does that. Its like kicking my ears in the balls after you shot them in the face. Which technically would by my balls and face but whatever... So what the fuck, I have a mouth concert every morning at 8:30, as soon as I hear the distinct noise of sloppy chewing my brain seizes. I can deal with the throat clearing 100 times a day but this is just fucking nuclear. Something has to give, its going to get to the point that every time he starts eating I am going to bang a pot with a spoon.
Well that is my tirade, its been a long time but there will probably be more. Don't even get me started on the water cooler. Who ever takes the last cup of water how about switching out the empty bottle for a full one. I mean do you think I go up to the water cooler thinking.. Oh shit hat I hope the water is gone and I have to go down stairs to get a new bottle and lug it back up.
The Original Life and Times of the Strange blog has been revived, like my ass mooning people in junior high, its in full force. Share it with your friends, send it to your enemies, I don't give an under the bed shit, the strange is yours to do with what you want. I didn't spell check this motherfucker on purpose. BOOM BITCH
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
0 comments:
Post a Comment