Why do girlfriends get mad when you fart in the bathroom? Again, let me stress, in the bathroom! What do they think is going on in there? Oh hey, needs to write some poetry or maybe do some homework, oh the bathroom is a great place. What the fuck, its where you go to brush your teeth, take a shower and drop a deuce.
Also, if you have to let one rip what better place to do than in the bathroom? So why do people have to be given shit (pun intended) for farting in the bathroom? Its like getting yelled at for sleeping in a bed or driving in car.
However, there are bad places to fart. I remember when my friend Sean unleashed the wrath of God out of his ass on the New York subway. I thought I was going to black out. My rant is over.
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Awesome. I couldn't have said it better myself!!! I say, let 'er rip!!
ReplyDeleteHa, thanks.
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