Monday Dreams

Well its Monday and once again time to realize the dreams you had as a child have been crushed by the reality of what your doing for work right now.... and the fact you picked the Packers in your NFL survivor pool and they lost to the fucking Bucs.

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Nut Bird

I called my friend Ian to see if he wanted to shoot some marbles. He said he couldn't because he was doing laundry and had to have cleaned nests. I said your seriously going to turn down shooting some marbles? I then asked what the fuck he was cleaning nests for? I started to get mad because if he was my friend then why was he keeping having birds from me? I would love to have a bird sit on my finger. The more I thought about it the madder I got. I started thinking we must not be good friends if I didn't know he had birds.

Well he said he calls his underwear nests and I started to feel better. He calls his underwear nests because he shaves his pubic hair to look like wings, kind of like the firebird.

I said what are your nuts supposed to be then? He said they are the breast of the bird like a robin. I said that is so stupid! I mean if I went through the trouble of shaving my nut jungle to look like wings I wouldn't use a Robin to describe it in any way. I would use the Eagle or Hawk or maybe even the Great Blue Heron but not a fucking Robin. I just hung up the phone because I had things to do and marbles to shoot.